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Les blagues ultimes de l'informaticien-neird.
Là, si vous ne faites ne serait-ce que
sourire à la moindre de ces blagues, c'est que :
1/ vous êtes vraiment en plein trip informatique ;
2/ vos connaissances en java, plus particulièrement en
architecture J2EE, sont à jour ;
3/ vous comprenez bien l'anglais.
Vous l'avez peut-être deviné, ces blagues
concernent les EJB et l'architecture J2EE en général. Évidemment,
ne pas connaître les principe de cette architecture diminuera
grandement "l'humour" des ces blagues.
Vous en trouverez un paquet sur TheServerSide, mais en voici un petit
florilège.
Cela vous donnera un avant-goût du
"comics" qu'ils veulent faire sur TheServerSide,
basé sur ces blagues incompréhensibles pour non-initiés !
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An Entity bean came into his local bar on Monday night, and his eyes fell on a beautiful Session
bean.
He went over to her, gave her some line, but was denied.
The next day the barman grinned when he saw the Entity once again show up, and hit on the Session
bean. Once again, denied.
On the third night, after getting dissed again, the Entity came and sat at the bar. The barmen gave him a drink and
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Celle-là n'est pas du meilleur goût
et rappelle
Computer & Gender
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Why is an enterprise application server better than a woman?
- If you pick the right one, it doesn't have to cost a lot of money.
- Your app server doesn't get jealous if you deploy your component
elsewhere.
- If you change app
servers, you don't have to pay alimony
- Your buddies can all use the app server at the same time.
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Why is an enterprise application server WORSE than a woman?
- Enterprise app servers never go down.
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Session Bean walks into a bar and asks for a Jack Daniels on the
rocks...
bartender says :
"I'm afraid I can't serve you any alcohol",
and the Session Bean says,
"why not ? Are you discriminating against Session Beans ?"
and the bartender replies :
"well, look at the state you're in" |
Two session beans in love are sitting cuddled close together:
"Oh Jarling, my Singleon!", the female session bean exclaims.
"Let's go Home and Make love.", the male session bean replies.
"But we can't", the female session bean says. "I don't want to create() new() instances."
"Don't worry" the male session bean replies with a smile. "My constructor is protected." |
Two female entity beans are talking at the bar:
"Hey, have you seen that handsome session bean at the other end of the bar.", the first entity bean says.
The second one, known for being cynical, replies:
"He's probably just a cute Facade and no Content. Besides, he can't keep up a conversation. He's stateless." |
VM1: My friend brad.jsp and his wife entity.class finally broke it off.
VM2: Really, what happend ?
VM1: Well it was a few things, first he is a jsp and she is an entity bean and they never really got along
but the situation got worse when he started seeing other entity beans and started using to much JDBC.
VM2: Thats to bad.
VM1: I guess she was not very secure in the relationship and had a hard time managing her children (aggregates), but their relationship is much better because they communicate through a facade... I think they work better when they are apart.
He is no longer using JDBC, looks great, and seems to be performing better at work, and they both have agreed to allow their freind accountant.class, a non biased stateless session bean handle all of their business logic.
As for her, I guess she is seeing other jsp's.... through their facade of course ! |
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