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Explication du N° de version d'un programme
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Explanation of Software
Version Numbering:
1.0:
Also known
as "one point uh-oh", or "barely out of
beta". We had to release because the lab guys had
reached a point of exhaustion and the marketing guys were
in a cold sweat of terror.
We're praying that you'll find it more functional than,
say, a computer virus and that its operation has some
resemblance to that specified in the marketing copy.
1.1:
We fixed
all the killer bugs ...
1.2:
Uh, we
introduced a few new bugs fixing the killer bugs and so
we had to fix them, too.
2.0:
We did the
product we really wanted to do to begin with.
Mind you, it's really not what the customer needs yet,
but we're working on it.
2.1:
Well, not
surprisingly, we broke some things in making major
changes so we had to fix them.
But we did a really good job of testing this time, so we
don't think we introduced any new bugs while we were
fixing these bugs.
2.2:
Uh, sorry,
one slipped through. One lousy typo error and you won't
believe how much trouble it caused!
2.3:
Some jerk
found a deep-seated bug that's been there since 1.0 and
wouldn't stop nagging until we fixed it!!
3.0:
Hey, we
finally think we've got it right! Most of the customers
are really happy with this.
3.1:
Of course,
we did break a few little things.
4.0:
More
features.
It's doubled in size now, by the way, and you'll need to
get more memory and a faster processor ...
4.1:
Just one or
two bugs this time... Honest!
5.0:
We really
need to go on to a new product, but we have an installed
base out there to protect. We're cutting the staffing
after this.
6.0:
We had to
fix a few things we broke in 5.0.
Not very many, but it's been so long since we looked at
this thing we might as well call it a major upgrade.
Oh, yeah, we added a few flashy cosmetic features so we
could justify the major upgrade number.
6.1:
Since I'm
leaving the company and I'm the last guy left in the lab
who works on the product, I wanted to make sure that all
the changes I've made are incorporated before I go.
I added some cute demos, too, since I was getting pretty
bored back here in my dark little corner (I kept
complaining about the lighting but they wouldn't do
anything).
They're talking about obsolescence planning but they'll
try to keep selling it for as long as there's a buck or
two to be made.
I'm leaving the bits in as good a shape as I can in case
somebody has to tweak them, but it'll be sheer luck if no
one loses them.
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