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Software for real life : Wife 1.0
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La version anglaise de ce logiciel très
particulier est plus drôle dans la mesure où
l'on retrouve des termes techniques familiers
employés dans un contexte... différent!
Pour ceux... pardon, celles qui souhaiteraient
une version de ce logiciel au masculin, veuillez
vous reporter sur le logiciel Mari 1.0. |
Summary :
Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to
Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving very
little system resources for other applications.
He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning
child-Processes which are further consuming valuable
resources.
No mention of this particular phenomena was included in
the product brochure or the documentation, though other
users have informed him that this is to be expected due
to the nature of the application.
Undesired effects :
Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is
always launched at system initialization where it can
monitor all other system activity.He's finding that some
applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and
PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at
all, crashing the system when selected (even though they
always worked fine before).
At installation, Wife 1.0 provides no option as to the
installation of undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw
55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release.Also, system
performance seems to diminish with each passing day.
Suggestions for a future
version :
Some features he'd like to see in the upcoming wife 2.0:
- A "Don't remind me again" button
- Minimize button
- An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 be
installed with the option to uninstall at anytime without
the loss of cache and other system resources.
- An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode
which would allow the systems hardware probe feature to
be much more useful.
Other Choice of software :
I myself decided to avoid all of the headaches associated
with wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here,
however, I found many problems.
Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of
Girlfriend 1.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 1.0
first.Other users say this is a long standing bug which I
should have been aware of. Apparently the versions of
Girlfriend have conflicts over shared use of the I/O
port.You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by
now.
To make matters worse, the uninstall program for
Girlfriend 1.0 doesn't work very well leaving undesirable
traces of the application in the system.
Another thing that sucks -- all versions of Girlfriend
continually popup little annoying messages about the
advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0
***** BUG WARNING ********
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install
Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will
delete MSMoney files before going the uninstall itself.
Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming
insufficient resources.
*** BUG WORK-AROUNDS
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To avoid the above bug, try installing
Mistress 1.1 on a different system and never run any file
transfer applications such as Laplink 6.0.
Also, beware of similar shareware applications that have
been known to carry viruses that may affect Wife 1.0.
Another solution would be to run Mistress 1.0 via a
UseNet provider under an anonymous name. Here again,
beware of the viruses which can accidently be downloaded
from the UseNet.
*** NEWS BUGS FOUND IN
WIFE1.0 *******
Not only Wife 1.0 starts child-processes.
Also Girlfriend 1.0, Girlfriend 2.0 and Mistress 1.1 have
these features.
Is such a child-process started, then the memories to
upgrade to Wife 1.0 will be doubled.
Uninstalling Wife 1.0 will lose the child-processes, but
also, the software Alimentation 7.78 will be installed.
This software remebers you each month that you have
installed Wife 1.0.
After careful consideration, I decided to wait for the
release of Girlfriend 98.
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